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1樓大中小發表於 2008-11-25 19:38

Got gas?

Got  gas?
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　　A little old grand-pa  goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really  bother  me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I've farted at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they don't smell and are silent."

　　The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven days and come back to see me next week."
　　The next week the grand-pa  goes back. "Doctor," he says, "I don't  know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although still silent... stink terribly."
　　The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's start working on your hearing."
　
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smell 　（v.）發出臭味　訪客無法瀏覽此圖片或連結，請先註冊或登入會員。
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sinus　（n.）鼻竇　訪客無法瀏覽此圖片或連結，請先註冊或登入會員。
hearing　（n.）聽力　  訪客無法瀏覽此圖片或連結，請先註冊或登入會員。