stupidgirl

滿好玩的, 你們的女朋友是不是也一樣

男人最怕的三個 答案 (Three answers most scared by men)  
(1)隨 便 (Whatever)
男:今天 晚上咱們吃什麼？ Men: What to have for dinner?
女:隨便。 Women: Whatever..
男:吃火鍋吧。Men: Why not we have steamboat?
女:不行,吃火鍋臉上要長痘痘。Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
男:要不咱們吃川菜。Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
女:昨天剛吃的川菜,今天又吃....... Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
男:那咱們吃海鮮去？ Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
女:海鮮不好,吃了拉肚子。Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea
男:那你說吃什麼？ Men: Then what you suggest?
女:隨便。Women : Whatever..



(2)都行 (Anything)
男:那咱們現在到底做什麼？ Men: So what should we do now?
女:都行。Women: Anything
男:看電影怎麼樣？很久沒看電影了。Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
女:電影有啥好看的,耽誤時間。Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only
男:那打保齡球,運動運動？ Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
女:大熱天的運什麼動啊,不嫌累啊？ Women: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tire meh?
男:那找個咖啡店坐坐,喝點水。Men: Then find a café and have drink
女:喝咖啡影響睡眠。Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
男:那你說干什麼？ Men: Then what you suggest?
女:都行! Women: Anything

(3)看你 (You decide)
男:那咱們干脆回家好了。 Men: Then we just go home lo
女:看你。Women: You decide
男:坐公車吧,我送你。 Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
女:公車又髒又擠,算了吧。Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
男:那就打車走。Men: Ok we will take Taxi
女:這麼近的路不划算。 Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
男:那走路好了,散散步？ Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
女:空著肚子散哪門子步啊？ Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
男:那你想怎麼著啊？ Men: Then what you suggest?
女:看你。Women: You decide
男:那就先吃飯？ Men: Let's have dinner first
女:隨便。Women: Whatever...
男:吃什麼？ Men: Eat what?
女:都行 Women: Anyting
(看看四下無人,殺了她......) (Look around... no one here, gonna kill her....)